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2 months ago
Happy Birthday Elton John (March 25, 1947). The English singer-songwriter/pianist is 62 years-old today! I have been a fan of Elton since I can remember. My mom would play his cassette tapes in the car on the way to school, on the weekends, etc. I love his sunnies! He has the best collection of eyewear.





Happy Birthday to Mia Farrow (February 9, 1949). The former actress and model is 64 years old today. She is one of my favorite actresses. Seriously, what girl hasn't dreamt of being Woody Allen's muse? That's like my fucking goal in life. I walk around the Upper West Side hoping to run into Woody, accidentally spill my coffee on his long sleeve button down oxford, and then start the inevitable conversation that will change my life forever and skyrocket me to super stardom.
Happy birthday, Lori Beth Denberg (February 2, 1976). This bitch changed my life when I was a kid. I used to watch her on Nickelodeon's All That. She cracked me up with her "Vital Information For Your Everyday Life" sketch. Ah, remember when Nickelodeon used to be good? Remember Rugrats, Doug, and my favorite show of all times Clarissa Explains It All? I want to be a kid again. Sigh. Sentiment. Meh.


Happy Birthday to Jackson Pollock (January 28, 1912 - August 11, 1956). Though he is no longer living, we must celebrate his life and his continuous influence on the art world. He was one of the major forces in the Abstract Expressionist movement. Do yourself a cultural favor and read about Pollock today in honor of his birthday.