I hate Phil.

Phil, the defective groundhog, saw his shadow this morning at sunrise. He says, "Six More Weeks of Winter."

Phil's official forecast as read February 2, 2009 at sunrise at Gobbler's Knob:

Hear Ye Hear Ye

On Gobbler's Knob this glorious groundhog day, February 2, 2009

Punxsutawney Phil, Seer of Seers, Prognosticator of all Prognosticators

Awoke to the call of President Bill Cooper

And greeted his handlers, Ben Hughes and John Griffiths

After casting a joyful eye towards thousands of faithful followers,

Phil proclaimed that his beloved Pittsburgh Steelers were world champions one more time

And a bright sky above me

Showed my shadow beside me.

So six more weeks of winter it will be.

These people are fucking nuts.